Thursday, June 6, 2013

One Head Light

August 8, 2012

Yes, you now have that old Wall Flowers song stuck in your head don’t you?!  Yeah, it’s stuck in mine…not even because I heard it but because this seemed like an appropriate title for the moment.

After running ET, I’m still a bit sore…and it’s Wednesday. I even took Monday off to relax and catch up on sleep and missed beer drinking opportunities.  I tried to climb out of bed to run yesterday.  It just didn’t work out.  I thought I’d come home and at least walk a few minutes on the treadmill.  That didn’t work out either.  Beer won.  Hey, I had to numb my thighs somehow.

I finally made it out the door at 4:20 am and got to running.  I bought this spiffy head light (I know the appropriate term is lamp, but I like making myself into a vehicle).  Today was the first day I wore the head light without a hat.  First, it’s MUCH more comfortable with a hat.  Lesson number one, learned.  Second, it is rather blinding without the hat because aiming it down to see whats on the ground in front of you lights up your face like you’re telling a scary story around a camp fire from when you were a kid. Number two, got it.   I saw more without the light.  I even tried the red lights (yes, I’m high tech like that), but I was still blind.  It appears to be staying darker longer these days…I swear just last week I could see daylight by the time I got home at 5 am, but not today.  It was still really dark.  However, I eventually gave up and took the stupid thing off my head.

Prior to taking off my head light, I realized motorcycle/scooter/moped people are the most annoying people to cross paths with when running.  Seriously! Only 2 wheeled vehicles get close enough to me to figure out what the bobbing light is in the world of darkness.  They have a WHOLE lane in the road! Wouldn’t you want to move away from the unknown light just in case it’s a drunk person on a motorcycle something or other?  How do you think they would like it if I swerved my car in their general direction just to see the foreign light better?!  I went out in day glow yellow with a head lamp that shined down the front of me and these jerkfaces are driving so close to me I’m in the weeds…that I can’t see because I’m blinded by my own light.  It was a scooter this morning.  I think I’ve seen him before. I think I might start placing large branches on the side of the road to randomly throw out to unsuspecting motorists who get too close.  That just gave me a great mental image

I survived my run this morning- obviously…but I’m going to start retaliating against these crap drivers.  I just need a plan…to take over the world!

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